Fuck Yea[h] NBA
If Boozer is Scottie, then does that make Joakim Noah Horace? And who plays Paxson or more importantly Bill Wennington? Taj Gibson would make an excellent Luc Longley if Longley could dunk, and wasn’t Australian. Is Cliff Levingston Ronnie Brewer because Ronnie never struck me as a funny guy? Is Jannero Pargo BJ Armstrong or is Keith Bogans BJ? One things for sure, Luol Deng is not getting his due. Or maybe he’s a Scott Williams Ricky Blanton hybrid? I’m probably not being fair, but this whole thing is making my head hurt. [sic on any names I misspelled or Bulls fans I offended]

If Boozer is Scottie, then does that make Joakim Noah Horace? And who plays Paxson or more importantly Bill Wennington? Taj Gibson would make an excellent Luc Longley if Longley could dunk, and wasn’t Australian. Is Cliff Levingston Ronnie Brewer because Ronnie never struck me as a funny guy? Is Jannero Pargo BJ Armstrong or is Keith Bogans BJ? One things for sure, Luol Deng is not getting his due. Or maybe he’s a Scott Williams Ricky Blanton hybrid? I’m probably not being fair, but this whole thing is making my head hurt. [sic on any names I misspelled or Bulls fans I offended]

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