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Guess who was ranked #1 in Slam’s NBA Player series?
The choice is an unbelievable upset, since he’s been ranked number 1 for the last three years of the poll. Below are the top twenty, starting with two-time MVP, defensive liability, and Hope Solo flirt, Steve Nash. I’d like to muster some antipathy towards some of their choices, but the NBA season might be starting soon, and that means more time writing for free.
Rank, Name, Team, Position, Position Rank
20     Steve Nash     Suns     PG     619     Zach Randolph     Grizzlies     PF     818     LaMarcus Aldridge     Blazers     PF     717     Chris Bosh     Heat     PF     616     Kevin Love     TWolves     PF     515     Rajon Rondo     Celtics     PG     514     Blake Griffin     Clippers     PF     413     Pau Gasol     Lakers     PF     312     Russell Westbrook     Thunder     PG     411     Amar’e Stoudemire     Knicks     PF     210     Deron Williams     Nets     PG     39     Carmelo Anthony     Knicks     SF     38     Chris Paul     Hornets     PG     27     Dirk Nowitzki     Mavs     PF     16     Dwight Howard     Magic     C     15     Dwyane Wade     Heat     SG     24     Derrick Rose     Bulls     PG     13     Kobe Bryant     Lakers     SG     12     Kevin Durant     Thunder     SF     21     LeBron James     Heat     SF     1
Pic via SI

Guess who was ranked #1 in Slam’s NBA Player series?

The choice is an unbelievable upset, since he’s been ranked number 1 for the last three years of the poll. Below are the top twenty, starting with two-time MVP, defensive liability, and Hope Solo flirt, Steve Nash. I’d like to muster some antipathy towards some of their choices, but the NBA season might be starting soon, and that means more time writing for free.

Rank, Name, Team, Position, Position Rank

20     Steve Nash     Suns     PG     6
19     Zach Randolph     Grizzlies     PF     8
18     LaMarcus Aldridge     Blazers     PF     7
17     Chris Bosh     Heat     PF     6
16     Kevin Love     TWolves     PF     5
15     Rajon Rondo     Celtics     PG     5
14     Blake Griffin     Clippers     PF     4
13     Pau Gasol     Lakers     PF     3
12     Russell Westbrook     Thunder     PG     4
11     Amar’e Stoudemire     Knicks     PF     2
10     Deron Williams     Nets     PG     3
9     Carmelo Anthony     Knicks     SF     3
8     Chris Paul     Hornets     PG     2
7     Dirk Nowitzki     Mavs     PF     1
6     Dwight Howard     Magic     C     1
5     Dwyane Wade     Heat     SG     2
4     Derrick Rose     Bulls     PG     1
3     Kobe Bryant     Lakers     SG     1
2     Kevin Durant     Thunder     SF     2
1     LeBron James     Heat     SF     1

Pic via SI

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    Hopefully by tomorrow....can start workin on his first championship ring.
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    extremely shitty list. Smh at you, Slam.
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