Fuck Yea[h] NBA

Inner monologue during the photo shoot:

MJ: Little twerp drank like 8 fingers of Hennessey last night during one hour at the table!”

AI: “Prive’ was insane!  I wonder what ‘Tasha is doing tonight? Gotta win back my 40 G’s, but Tasha was a liddle freak.”

MJ: “Thinking I might show him a few rings when we’re changing.  On my dick.”  (Manically laughing inside.  Slight smile outside.)

AI: “MJ was all bidness at that table.  Haha, went home to wifey though.”

MJ (phone vibrating in his pocket) “DAMN!  Is that Janice calling?”

AI: I wonder if he’s thinking about that time I twist his ankle?

MJ: He’s prolly thinking about that crossover.  Doesn’t even realize that you’re truly great when someone crosses you over a couple times, and it’s an actual career highlight.

MJ: “He’s even wearing my shoes.” (debates whether Russell could fit all 11 on his dick?  “Old timer prolly can.” (imperceptible chuckle)

kobeforvlade:

MJ + AI