Fuck Yea[h] NBA

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Via @Jose3030 / SLAM

The Clips were summarily dusted by the Spurs last night — I mean, what’s new, besides Blake Griffin? — and who cares really? We won’t remember the game as much as we’ll remember Eric Gordon dropping a stick of dynamite down their throat. Am I right? Oh-mi-o-my!!!

And then, for good measure, Gordon did it again!

For those unfamiliar with the colloquialism “dropping a stick of dynamite down their throat,” it means to dunk with a ferocity usually reserved for debating religion, politics and sex.  Eric Gordon’s dunk is therefore NSFW, but also lacking in any moral albatrosses the majority of the pragmatic public encounters when choosing one clown or the other (that’s the last political commentary of the day…).

I’ll bet you were all worried there was gonna be athlete dong in this clip didn’t you?