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Kevin Durant Accidentally Reveals NBA Uses System Of Ropes, Pulleys To Help Players Dunk | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source “I want to apologize first and foremost to our fans,” Stern said from NBA headquarters in New York. “Basketball is still a great game, and the NBA will recover from this. Frankly, it could have been worse. Kevin could have told you how the ball is connected to thin cables controlled by puppeteers sitting above the JumboTron, puppeteers who have been responsible for every made and missed basket of the past 80 years.” After a long pause, Stern added, “Aw, fuck.”

Kevin Durant Accidentally Reveals NBA Uses System Of Ropes, Pulleys To Help Players Dunk | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source

“I want to apologize first and foremost to our fans,” Stern said from NBA headquarters in New York. “Basketball is still a great game, and the NBA will recover from this. Frankly, it could have been worse. Kevin could have told you how the ball is connected to thin cables controlled by puppeteers sitting above the JumboTron, puppeteers who have been responsible for every made and missed basket of the past 80 years.”

After a long pause, Stern added, “Aw, fuck.”

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  1. mynameis-auntsarah reblogged this from fuckyeanba and added:
    ….lmfao I was cracking up throughout the whole thing. God, I love the NBA.
  2. ipak reblogged this from kylekimmm and added:
    wtf is this.. LOL
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