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From Ben Golliver at the Blazers Edge comes exciting news for Portland fans: Craig Smith has addressed his nickname, “the Rhino,” and it’s probably the best quote I’ve heard this year, and probably the name of a blog before its all said and done.  ”’Wide, girthy. Just like a Rhino. Sometimes my horns are visible.’” “Wide, girthy. Just like a Rhino” is the middle/beginning line of an incredible haiku, but it’s also excellent fodder for us bloggers.  Thanks for making things in Portland so entertaining, Craig Smith. May you show your “horns” with pride. There’s not a hint of a euphemism to this quote.  [Blazers Edge; h/t The Point Forward; PHOTO: Bruce Ely / The Oregonian]

From Ben Golliver at the Blazers Edge comes exciting news for Portland fans: Craig Smith has addressed his nickname, “the Rhino,” and it’s probably the best quote I’ve heard this year, and probably the name of a blog before its all said and done. 

”’Wide, girthy. Just like a Rhino. Sometimes my horns are visible.’”

“Wide, girthy. Just like a Rhino” is the middle/beginning line of an incredible haiku, but it’s also excellent fodder for us bloggers. 

Thanks for making things in Portland so entertaining, Craig Smith. May you show your “horns” with pride. There’s not a hint of a euphemism to this quote. 

[Blazers Edge; h/t The Point Forward; PHOTO: Bruce Ely / The Oregonian]

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